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Disclaimer
00:36
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Overpopulation annihilation
If I had a gun I would have lots of fun
With the people that refused to hold the fucking door open for me
I would drop a nuclear bomb on the terrorists and the minivans
And take out all the soccer moms
We got the upper-class assholes saying abortion is shit
We got the deadbeat parents pumping out malnourished kids
We got the rapists and molesters costing us money
When I would step inside their cell and rip out their hearts for free
We got the prostitute and porn star pieces of shit
The married scumbag men who need to have that ring burned on their dick
You make me sick I can’t live with your shit anymore
Attention K-Mart shoppers
There’s a homicidal maniac in aisle three
Please remain calm please form a single file line
Please shut off your goddamn cell phones
Get up against the wall keep your fucking mouth shut
The hip hop music blasting from the car
While the moron pumps gas or hangs around in the store
Turn it off no one wants to hear that shit
I guess to be a true idiot you must be inconsiderate
We got the yuppies in the SUVs supporting the war
Cuz the ribbon says so plus they gave Wal-Mart two dollars more
We got the frat boy fuckheads talking shit at the bar
I’ll cut you open just to show you how fucking empty you are
You make me sick I can’t live with your shit anymore
All week long take an additional twenty-five percent off all guns and ammo
As always no permit required
Please visit our customer service department
For assistance with shooting yourself in the fucking head
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The Happy Meal-Worm
04:37
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The fry kids and the chicken nugget buddies
Arteries clogged with shit that looks like Silly Putty
And then there’s Grimace morbidly obese
Dead overdose quarter pounders with cheese
The Hamburglar serving twenty-five to life
For stealing all the burgers, for killing Mac Tonight
Captain Crook no one knows him anyway
On a desert island with his fish filets what a shame
Ronald McDonald where is your magic
A public sex offender now
Never ever trust a clown
Two all beef patties special sauce
Lettuce cheese pickles onions on a sesame seed bun
Recipe for suicide
Over a billion mealworms served
Crawling through your intestines headed towards your golden arch
The Happy Meal makes us giggle and laugh
Until the real prize comes storming out of your ass
Big Mac and Mayor McCheese
Sharing a life where mayo flows frequently
Then there’s Birdie works for Weight Watchers now
Became a Hindu now she’s worshipping cows
Ronald McDonald where is your magic
A public sex offender now
Never ever trust a clown
The Happy Meal makes us giggle and laugh until the mealworm comes poking out of your ass
You are what you eat you’re gonna die
Whatever happened to the movie cups the pizza the hot dogs the Arch Deluxe?
Drinking a milkshake makes my head implode
The Egg McMuffin makes my bowels explode
We’re gonna break into your corporate mansion built on blood and greasy fries
Slit your throat crush your skull make all the others watch you die
Fuck McDonald’s fuck Burger King fuck Wendy’s fuck Taco Bell
Fuck your over processed grade F mutated meat
You’re gonna burn in hell
You’re gonna burn in hell
You are what you eat tortured and denied
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Losing Touch
04:47
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There’s no medication that can help me now
There’s no medication that can save me now
There’s no medication that can stop me now
Everyone get the fuck away from me before I fucking snap
I’m the clown shooting people in the face for a laugh
I want my mommy to make you all disappear like she said she fucking would
Filthy looks follow me because I’m tattooed and unshaven
But all you heathens look so pretty to me
I’ve lost touch with all you fucks and everything in my life including myself
Chew your mouth until it swallows you
Fuck yourself until you reproduce
Smile swallow put on a happy face
Smile twitch put on a happy face motherfucker
In an alternate reality the world is full of harmony
Until the veins pop out of my head
The doctor keeps a safe distance in the room prescribing me something brand new
Yet never heard a fucking word that I said
Hear the screams of the lullaby
In the darkest chambers of the tortured mind
Where the saints and sinners show no divide
Where the human race lines up to die
Inside my mind everything dies
Say those words to me over and over again
Things get better but first more shit begins
I don’t have the patience to play this fucking game anymore
I think I’d rather slit my throat
It always looks like a rose then starts to stink like a corpse
Then the feeling from a broken heart burning like a blowtorch
I’ve lost touch with my love and everything in my life including myself
There’s no medication that can stop me now
Maybe I should just kill myself, spill my brain all over the floor
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President Pinocchio
04:19
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Under the Big Top
03:21
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Prizefighter
04:25
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Elmo's Last Laugh
05:07
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Hell's Kitchen!
04:36
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Nobody Quite Like Me
04:54
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Utopia Burning
04:29
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