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The Happy Meal-Worm

from The Pop Culture Massacre and the End of the World Sing-A-Long Songbook! by Circus of Dead Squirrels

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The fry kids and the chicken nugget buddies
Arteries clogged with shit that looks like Silly Putty
And then there’s Grimace morbidly obese
Dead overdose quarter pounders with cheese
The Hamburglar serving twenty-five to life
For stealing all the burgers, for killing Mac Tonight
Captain Crook no one knows him anyway
On a desert island with his fish filets what a shame

Ronald McDonald where is your magic
A public sex offender now
Never ever trust a clown

Two all beef patties special sauce
Lettuce cheese pickles onions on a sesame seed bun
Recipe for suicide
Over a billion mealworms served
Crawling through your intestines headed towards your golden arch

The Happy Meal makes us giggle and laugh
Until the real prize comes storming out of your ass

Big Mac and Mayor McCheese
Sharing a life where mayo flows frequently
Then there’s Birdie works for Weight Watchers now
Became a Hindu now she’s worshipping cows

Ronald McDonald where is your magic
A public sex offender now
Never ever trust a clown

The Happy Meal makes us giggle and laugh until the mealworm comes poking out of your ass

You are what you eat you’re gonna die

Whatever happened to the movie cups the pizza the hot dogs the Arch Deluxe?
Drinking a milkshake makes my head implode
The Egg McMuffin makes my bowels explode
We’re gonna break into your corporate mansion built on blood and greasy fries
Slit your throat crush your skull make all the others watch you die
Fuck McDonald’s fuck Burger King fuck Wendy’s fuck Taco Bell
Fuck your over processed grade F mutated meat
You’re gonna burn in hell
You’re gonna burn in hell

You are what you eat tortured and denied

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from The Pop Culture Massacre and the End of the World Sing-A-Long Songbook!, released March 1, 2007

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