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8-Bit Piece of Shit
05:42
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Obey the lord of this magic mushroom kingdom
Hey Mario you’re gonna fucking die
Come with me back in time
Come with me back to 1989
Mario’s mustache tickles Luigi’s asshole
Two Italians in an Asian world
Eating spaghetti with cat meatballs
Jump up and squash a Goomba
Fuck that give me firepower
Blowing in the cartridge this fucking piece of shit still won’t fucking work
Bought it from a tag sale you fucking dicks I want my dollar back
Blowing in the system what kind of bullshit is this anyway
Controller is all sticky now I should have never put those fucking stickers on it
The Mario and Duck Hunt game
Nothing beats it still to this day
I just want to shoot that goddamn dog
Motherfucker don’t you laugh at me
The ducks must be smoking crack
I’m three inches from the screen still missing
Bow your head down when before the lord
Has that mushroom gone straight to your head
Mario hail king Bowser
They’re gonna find you in a pipe smushed up dead
I’m dodging fireballs in this lava pool
Where is that fucking bitch princess toadstool ?
Thank you Mario but our princess is in another castle
Find Princess Toadstool bring her to me
More than a kiss get down on your knees
I must be re-ta-tarded to write a song about this shit
Bullet bill and the turtles with wings
The Cheap-Cheaps and the fucking squid things
Hammer bros. got the target on your balls
And they castrate Mario for breaking Koopa’s laws
No more continues No option to save
Aaaah game over!
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Plastic Messiah
03:35
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Heaven Can't Help Us
05:10
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Sea Monkey Kill
03:54
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Bendable Jesus
04:26
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Jesus saves
Silence maggots
Once upon a time there was a god that was fucked in the head
He came to me in my sleep and then said
Wake up asshole get on your knees I want some head from a creation of me
And I said I don’t think so god I don’t think that I could swing that way
He slapped me in my face and said motherfucker now you must pay
I never read this in the bible
Bendable Jesus bendable Christ
Comes packaged with a cross and a shitload of knives
I am god and I’ll give you pain
If you question my power or defile my Name
He has more power than a G.I. Joe
Although resembles a Barbie doll dressed like a hoe
I am god and I have control
I’ll kill you right Now and devour your soul
I’m just a maggot just a piece of clay
Nothing I say can change your way
But every time you lie baby Jesus cries
Every time you lie baby Jesus dies
Everybody lie
Help me stop the production
Fully poseable homosexual anal animal Jesus Christ
Don’t want to see your light
You haven’t made anything all right
But if I should die tonight
Don’t want to look at you don’t even know what to say
You’re not leaving heaven dressed like that
You’re making mother Mary very sad
Bendable Jesus are you ok?
You’re very violent for someone who’s gay
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Force-Feed
04:39
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Death Saves the Derelict
03:17
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A Selfish Prayer
07:13
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An Open Door...
01:36
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Rubber Ducky Fucker
04:12
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