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lyrics
Life is like a box of chocolates
You follow the guide provided
Still get the one no one wanted
Toffee rotting out your teeth
Mouthful of cavities
Cracker Jack digging inside it
No peanuts or no fun prizes
Swallowing crumbs your throat itches
On the box you should be warned
A lot of filler popcorn
Bad breath Tic Tac halitosis
Kiss after peppers and sausage
Whitening toothpaste gingivitis
Cigarette and coffee stains
Smile through wincing pain
Rose scented public bathroom stall
Shit smeared on the seat, hate speech on the wall
Smoke and mirrors, coddled by illusion
A cherry oak cushioned coffin
Decomposition
Life is like a box of chocolates
Some sweet, some bitter and salted
Crack a tooth when they are malted
Super glue type caramel
Gonna need a root canal
Life is a turd you can’t polish
It circles round after you flush
Dead bird in hand, died in the bush
Shaven corpse, a beautiful wig
Lipstick on a pig
Perfect plastic skin mannequin
Bra and panties made of lace
But it has no head and isn’t for sale anyway
She paints her face with softest color
To hide hard lines, time has defied her
Stockings and heals make all the heads turn
Covering the bruising and razor burn
Eye shadow and the longest lashes
Black bags, cataracts, and red blemishes
Her breasts pushed up, exposing cleavage
Unsnapped they sag, the lie deflated
I am disgusted by what’s seductive
False advertisement
Contaminated
Lipstick on a pig
Life is like a box of chocolates
You know exactly what you’ll get
A ripped open heart with the best pieces taken out of it
A giant birthday cake
The children shout
Happy Birthday, Daddy
A crack whore pops out
supported by 13 fans who also own “Lipstick on a Pig”
Quite a departure from the wild territories they ventured into with their major label releases. So far, the greatest thrash metal I've heard released in the 2020's. Plus, it's not everyday you hear Rhea Perlman on a metal record. t0cktock
supported by 12 fans who also own “Lipstick on a Pig”
//I actually haven't heard this one yet//
Just wanted to say I leanred about Rabbit Junk from a MdotStrange Music video, (now imagination rabbit ?) harevalkyrie