Includes Scary Melodies CD and digital copy. If you would like the CD signed please leave a message along with your order.
Includes unlimited streaming of Scary Melodies
via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
ships out within 40 days
Purchasable with gift card
$20USDor more
lyrics
Here’s to simpler times, high five
Slap my neon Hypercolor tee
Come with me back to the 90s!
It was the summer of ‘93
A hacky sack flapped against my JNCO jeans
Stuck on level 8 of Super Mario 3
All my friends are making fun of me
Not because I suck at games, but because I’m behind
In a console war I’m a senator’s son, I’m sitting on the sideline
Still playing this 8-bit piece of shit like its 1989
Gotta make the switch, Sega Genesis in a new compact design
Genesis does what Nintendon’t
Genesis does what Nintendon’t, no, no, no
I felt like a loser so I made a plan
I traded my Nintendo to the crooks at FuncoLand
I plugged the AV cables into the back of the TV
I popped in Disney’s Aladdin, I’d swear I was watching the movie
Wow the graphics, oh the speed
Sonic flies across the screen high on PCP
Steve Urkel was on the cartoon show
Mario was Captain Lou Albano
Wait, did I make the wrong purchase?
Should I have went for the SNES?
Oh hell no
I want the blood, I want the guts
This isn’t Romper Room, its gruesome blood sport
Give me more pixelated gore
But Mario lives inside my soul
You play one Sonic game, you’ve played them all
America became Donkey Kong Country
It bonked Sega out of the game like TurboGrafx-16
Yoshi’s gonna chew you up and shit you out
Genesis does what Nintendon’t
But Genesis sucks compared to Super Nintendo
32X and Sega CD lead to biblical atrocity
Beware thou enemies thy do not know
For Xbox and PlayStation stole thine show
supported by 13 fans who also own “16-Bit Piece of Shit”
Quite a departure from the wild territories they ventured into with their major label releases. So far, the greatest thrash metal I've heard released in the 2020's. Plus, it's not everyday you hear Rhea Perlman on a metal record. t0cktock
supported by 12 fans who also own “16-Bit Piece of Shit”
//I actually haven't heard this one yet//
Just wanted to say I leanred about Rabbit Junk from a MdotStrange Music video, (now imagination rabbit ?) harevalkyrie